About

I will now introduce the author of this website, although he may be the most brilliant and original genius America has produced in the last 400 years he is still quite humble. His time in show business can only be described as the finest in comedy, or the finest in beating those who disagree to a pulp. He is known for his ever expanding selection of novels including a tell all biography on the life of saint nick, and his indecent novel, ‘Eyeing TJ Eckelberg’, which is currently banned in all 50 us states and two territories. There exists a remote tribe in Madagascar to which he is hailed as a god, this influences most of his decisions. He currently lives happily in the Michigan state home for the bewildered.