To get ahead in this business you have to be dead, all the most successful people of the 20th century know this, so I present to you:
The venerable QUATRO, will be remembered as boyishly rugged and charming, who's career was full of greatness, and while his strengths and virtues may be forgotten, on account of nonexistence, history will not allow the same of his achievements.In his youth he spent a great deal of time on the stage, which can only be described as the finest in comedy, or the finest in beating those who disagree to a pulp.
He was deeply involved in the war on homelessness, and made a fortune on ammunition manufacturing. With money no longer an issue, he moved to sunny San francisco to pursue a career in writing. His literary ventures included a tell all biography on the life of Saint Nick and his infamous, indecent novel, 'Eyeing TJ Eckelberg', currently banned in all 50 US states. and two territories.
A career so full of life, honor, and amour. A man whose talents were not for everyone, and possibly not for anyone.
He expired quietly at the Michigan State Home for the Bewildered, or as he called it, “The Pad.” Though no cause of death was determined, beside the deceased they found a crossword puzzle with every answer scribbled as 'quatro' and his large self effigy bobblehead collection."
do with that what you will
This website is his legacy and only surviving heir, standing as a testament to his work, his life, and his ability to dodge domain hosting fees.