Haiku for you tonight, In no particular order.

The morning air..
ACHOO!!
is filled with pollen

Titled: Haiku number one

Autumn grasshopper
crescendos a final song
with the winter wind

Titled: Upside is, it's just a grasshopper

Days are short
nights long
I put away my bejewled thong

Titled: A man pays his dues

Yo yo yo yo yo
Down with dusty old haiku
This one's for the teens

Titled: Haiku for the 21st century

This dewdrop world-
Will never win over me
I bought a sprinkler

Titled: Haiku America

Turtle losing the race;
slower, steadier, turtle
The famed flying ace

Titled: The Turtle paradox

Haiku don't need to follow any structure, who told you that?
and always remember, everything's cheaper across the street.