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10/10/24 VOYAGE LOG:

OCTOBER 7TH:
I hiked up a mountain this morning, met a traveller from bali, got invited to a cult.

OCTOBER 8TH:
Sang my heart out at karoke, got stamps, secured tickets to see joji.

OCTOBER 9th:
Bought costumes, saw some meerkats and marsupials

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CULT SECTION

In my cultural learnings I found out that Korea has the most jesus per capita of any place in the world. I ran into some schincheonji and daesun jinrihoe recruiters but while I rejected their saviors, I found three that speak to me.

Classical Korean Jesus, Buff Korean Jesus in Yeongcheon, and a K-Jesus for the modern man, made with computers for a now entirely virgin birth.
All very good candidates for a new religion by the way, Send me an email with who is your favorite, taking into account gruffness, woodworking ability, and ability to win a street-rules fight (groin grabs, fishhook punch, anvil dropping allowed).

P.S.
I have already printed some shirts for our new traditional garb, I hope we can send missionaries to exotic places like the United states (America) and maybe one day even find a cause to fight for

Message to a new friend

You’re probably a stranger now but as they say “strangers are just friends who give you candy” I hope to meet you soon.

P.S. First impressions are important, If you want to be my friend a good start is to bring candy. Above was a hint.

I've been settling into the new house, here's a poem of right now:

don't worry, spiders
I keep house
casually

-issa

I bid adieu, and in a moment, bade adieu

and always remember, it's eternal salvation or triple your money back