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The immortal quatroworld

05/30/25

FI FY FO FUM IT IS I, QUATRO!
My return has been prophesized, and now the prophecy has been fulfillisized.

Hello everyone, it is your soon to be lord and savior quatro.
You may be wondering why I haven’t updated this website. That is because a few months ago, I decided to die for all of your sins. You’re welcome by the way.

Long story short, I made a deal with a certain red-skinned silver-tongued devil and got to come back to earth. Mostly on account of that I forgot to pay my electricity bill.
I see now that maybe this was a poor decision.
Long story short I didn’t have the money. Long story short I need to write this column and get paid.
Please continue reading, I am currently screwed and if the epstein list comes out, I am doubly screwed.

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Catch you later
-quatro